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theatre-tech:

He even has the math to back it up.

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coolalien69:

i am 200% sleep

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cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

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insanity-and-vanity:

This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

raind0wn:

insanity-and-vanity:

This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

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rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

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genmaonimusha:

christian forums are a wild ride 

genmaonimusha:

christian forums are a wild ride 

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charlamagnethagod:

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charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

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I AM SO HAPPY

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