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niaollhoran asked: dennys why would i want to eat nachos for breakfast

dennys:

pls do not even come at me right now with this kind of attitude why wouldn’t you want to eat nachos 24/7 why wouldn’t you want to enjoy your life to the fullest come on “niaoll” be the breakfast change you want to see in the world!


when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

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jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

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timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

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kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

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stunningpicture:

My niece thought my mom needed this sticker while she was sleeping…

stunningpicture:

My niece thought my mom needed this sticker while she was sleeping…

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jessicat-simpson:

SEASON SIX LET’S GET SICKENING!!!

jessicat-simpson:

SEASON SIX LET’S GET SICKENING!!!

vodkaandbulimia:

OMGGGGGGGG

(Source: ju-cee, via milesjai)

"It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut."

William Shakespeare, (Romeo & Juliet: Act 2, Scene 2)

Nope.

"He jests at scars that never felt a wound."

Stop this No Fear Shakespeare bullshit.

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humansofnewyork:

"I have a neck injury so I had to tone it down this year."

humansofnewyork:

"I have a neck injury so I had to tone it down this year."

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sktagg23:

Happy Easter.

(Source: stevenyeon, via meganhilty)

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(Source: alsocool, via n-ormlewis)

deucalio:

johnnybuiii:

"I’mma just take a sip okay?"

is that fuckin puppy scooby doo


Scrappy doo

deucalio:

johnnybuiii:

"I’mma just take a sip okay?"

is that fuckin puppy scooby doo

Scrappy doo

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herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

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